one day there was a boy named frank birmingham and he liked shoes. One day he went to the shops to buy some dairylea to spread on his toast as he didnt like butter due to its high fat and he didnt like toast with nothing on it as it was too dry. so he entered the shop which was owned by an eastern european man who he didnt trust mainly due to the cleanliness of his shop. he scouted the shop for the wanted item but couldnt find any so he went home.